We interrupt our regularly scheduled program for this very special public service announcement:
Kids!
Tired of being told that girls can only buy the pink toys on the shelf?
Upset because X-man barbie isn’t pink enough for you to purchase but putting make-up on barbie is supposedly right up your alley?
Confused by the fact that the kids menus in restaurants are the same unsustainable, organic vegetables that your parents are so into because the posh couple from number 42 recommended it, that they want to seem classy despite their average income despite the fact that they’re both very expensive and require more land to be taken up that could have been used by wildlife or for a variety of foods?
Confused by the fact that the paragraph above didn’t make much sense?
Amazed by the fact that it just seems I made a sentence that was way too long and stuck commas in wherever they could fit?
Amazed that you were right about that?
Even more amazed that I want to be a writer with that kind of attitude?
Scratching your head as to why I’m asking you so many questions?
Too bad!
Yours sincerely, society.
Hmm. Your long sentence actually does make sense, but needs a semi-colon and an ‘and’. Observe:
Ah, the semi-colon… my old friend…