Welcome to the Sunday segment where I spout utter crap from my fingers in a vain attempt to try to bring levity, brevity and humour to this blog as well as trying to fulfill the ‘idiocy’ section of the blog’s tagline.
Today I would like to ponder over a topic mentioned on Russell Howard’s Good News but I can’t for the life of me find any sources for this.
It stands to reason I suppose, that something as absurd as trying to cure erectile dysfunction by hanging a weight off of your penis with a sash and then swinging it back and forth would disappear from the internet, or never be mentioned on it at all.
Although I suspect it’ll make it onto a fetish site somewhere in the dark bowels that lie outside of the republic of internet, on the questionable erotica isle.
Really though, how stoned do you have to be to think that would work?
And even after a couple of tainted brownies; what would convince you to sell this to other people?
More importantly… what the hell are people doing actually buying sessions?
I suppose there are weirder things in Chinese medicine, God only knows how many rhinos we would have saved if people lost faith in the ancient art of pretending that the body parts of endangered creatures could get your dick hard.
I would like to propose that we work out a way to sell people the placebos they want without hurting any creature or any penis, whether it be attached to them or not.
Perhaps we could market donating to charity as a medicine? It’s more believable than the real suggestions and it would probably have a much better effect on the person donating, not to mention the society we’re trying to champion.