Perhaps the best way to annoy everyone on the internet is to link to your own projects on every single website within walking distance; and as such I have vowed to annoy everyone in this way right now. My band Arcanite Reaper make original rock music much better than all the songs that I constantly criticise on this blog, although each to their own, and everything has flaws etc. Having recorded our soon to be released EP; the songs are available to listen to on facebook and myspace. Please become a fan of all that Justin Bieber isn’t.
Become a facebook fan, myspace friend and join in the frivolity; tell your friends and your A&R executives alike; just listen to these stunning reviews:
I’ve never heard of this band – KERRANG!
This band’s hair is too short – Metal Hammer
Their name was an axe on world of warcraft was it not? – Rock Sound
stop stop stop talking that blah blah blah – Ke$ha
I am a metaphysical entity and therefore cannot speak to review this band – God
I don’t like rock music – Smash Hits
Their breasts are too small – Zoo
How could any of those clarified reviewers ever be wrong, now do as I say