Apocalypse Party!

Many of you may remember the big scare back in 2008 with the turning on of the LHC (Large Hadron Collider, I call it by intials, we’re buddies now). Many of you may have completely forgotten and dismissed it after it turned out we weren’t all going to be sucked into a black hole in Switzerland.

Should people have not sussed this out before then? Is it too late to hold out any hope for the human race?

Well no because as many of you probably know a load of idiots have their knickers in a twist about a certain December 21st 2012, a date that apparently signals the end of the Mayan calendar, and despite modern Mayans saying this is bollocks, historians and experts saying this is bollocks and astronomers saying this is bollocks people still go on believing it.

Well, in celebration of us not dying and the idiocy of the human race I am planning on having a seriously huge party on December 21st 2012, I’ll work out the details closer to the time but I believe as sane and rational people we need to get together, have a few drinks and laugh at the world’s idiots.

Not only that, but if we get them to buy the booze seeing as they won’t need the money after the world’s ended, the cost of the night will be super cheap and therefore more awesome.

And then after that we’ll only have to deal with the future end of the world dates, and the apocalypse parties can go on and on until the last one, which will inevitably be at the velocirapture.

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