Poetic Spam!

So now it’s time once again to make fun of those oh so loveable spammers and their wicked ways. As a couple of you might have noticed I do occasionally pick on a couple of comments and blow them out of proportion but seriously this one is poetry in nonsense, you’re just going to have to read it for yourself, I believe it to be the personification of amazing, if not for its complete failure to advertise the replica watches it so desires to sell but to litter its long paragraph with odd words that don’t glue together no matter how many replica watches it attempts to use as its literary cement.

Seriously I’ve read things that make more sense on fucking natural news.com and that’s really saying something, unless this was Mike Adams in which case 1. I stand corrected and 2. I respect this much more than what you’re actually doing on your rather misleading and deceptive website.

So here it is, try not to get hypnotised into buying replica watches while you read it because as we all know this was the desired effect and this guy obviously knew what he was doing here, letting the computers do the work for him? Ha, well we know how that turned out for him. Voila!

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Does it not make you want to shout from the rooftops about how miraculous replica watches are?

Do you not want to climb to the peak of the mount of olives and preach the words of replica watches?

Well there’s good advertising and there’s bad advertising, and when I say that I don’t mean that advertising can be inherently good or bad, only that sometimes it works and sometimes it really bloody doesn’t and I’m afraid to tell you this insane spammer robot/guy/thing but your advertising surely falls into the latter category.

Maybe you should think about trying to get the robot to do something else., like exterminating the human race or maybe just talking to you while you fly your spaceship, you know, something that has much less fail potential than what you actually managed.

Yes, it is ironic that my pictures and blog will advertise this but the guy sort of deserves it doesn’t he? I kinda feel sorry for him.

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