Welcome to Easter, a holiday that rather obnoxiously changes its date every year and for some reason really loves being on a Sunday.
Jesus rising up from his grave like a messianic zombie is no excuse for this lack of thoughtfulness in planning an annual event, there should be one date and it should be set in stone. Only then will people actually know when Easter’s coming up, because since shops are selling Easter eggs three months earlier now than they used to I don’t really consider that a sign of the approaching season anymore.
To celebrate the returning of zombie Jesus for his post-putrefaction hauntings we should probably not eat all the chocolate that is handed out so readily.
Jesus never even knew what chocolate was… probably.