I shall be brief today, brief like a temporally stunted case or something to warm yourself in the long winter months.
This afternoon I would like to take a minute to start up my new campaign, one that I shall present to the government with a sleepy grin. Ladies and gentlemen we need more hours in the day.
If we all work together then we can persuade the world to ignore the earth’s orbit around the sun and simply extend the amount of time we declare to be a day.
Think of all the extra sleep you could have, the hobbies you could start and all the hours you would have to procrastinate through.
Sure it would get dark at odd hours but who cares? We have more of those odd hours to use!