Right, I couldn’t get to sleep until six AM today so I may be struggling to make this day productive. Keep that in mind this Christmas eve, because it’s time for the worst things to put in a cracker.
1. Another cracker – a very babushka doll Christmas
2. A pile of shot – works especially well if it’s your wedding day
3. A medical diagnosis for a terminal disease – not even Christmas cheer can take the sting from that
4. Bees – just because they’d be terrifying
5. Wasps – see bees
6. Gravy – just think about it
7. The ghosts of Christmas past, present and future – something tells me Scrooge could have done with them the night before